Here is a list of our most frequently asked Questions:
Q: Why are you called Darwin’s Waiting Room?
A: Wouldn’t you like to know.
Q: If I’m hungry before one of your performances and I want to grab a bite to eat somewhere, are there any local restaurants you recommend?
A: Our favorite local eatery is Crazy Dirk’s Turkey Lounge.
Q: Who is Rick?
A: Honestly, we are not quite sure, but he can sometimes be seen sitting alone in the far left box seat of the theatre.
Q: What should I do if I see Rick in the audience?
A: Do not engage. Look straight ahead.
Q: I accidentally made eye contact with Rick and now I am haunted by visions of my far-gone ancestors. What do I do?
A: You must chant your first and last name backwards 6 times inside a circle drawn on the floor with nutmeg. Frank will appear. That’s all we can tell you at this time. Godspeed.
Q: What’s a good way to get chewing gum out of my hair?
A: Peanut Butter.
Q: What’s your favorite Darwin’s sketch?
A: Mole Men.
Q: I met someone at a DARWiN’S show and we really connected. We exchanged numbers and they called me the very next day. A morning coffee date extended into lunch, then dinner, then staying up talking until the morning hours. I can’t stop thinking about them. I think… I love them. What should I do?
A: DARWiN’S says always follow your heart! We think you should tell them how you feel. Life is too short to hide your true feelings.
Q: How do I get involved with this amazing group?
A: We offer open auditions once a year! Click
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